Trust Me, Bro.
The memecoin with no evidence and total conviction. We're not asking you to believe us ā we're asking you to verify us.
The Oracle says trust. The site says verify. Both are correct.
Meet the Bros
- The Oracle
- He who leads. Zero percent accuracy. One hundred percent conviction. His research department is a wall he stares at.
- The Analyst
- He who arrives with forty charts and six indicators and is always correct and always too late.
- The Fudder
- A small grey cloud. Asks about utility. Receives nothing. Follows anyway.
- The First Bro
- He who bought the top on principle and sold nothing. A folk hero. The First Bro does not flinch.
- Paperhand Pete
- He who sold. We do not speak his name. (We speak his name.)
The Book of Bro
If someone shows you a Book VII, it is a rug.
Book I: Genesis
In the beginning there was the Chart, and the Chart was without form, and void. And darkness was upon the face of the candles. And a bro moved upon the face of the group chat, and the bro said: trust me. And it was not good. But it was confident. And the Oracle saw the conviction, that it was baseless, and he saw that this was the way. On the first day, he made a call. It did not hit. On the second day, he made another. It also did not hit. On the third day he stopped checking, and found peace. And the Oracle rested, for his research was concluded. Findings: bro.
Book II: The Commandments
- I.Thou shalt not ask for the roadmap. There is no roadmap. There is only the Bro, and the Bro is walking somewhere, probably.
- II.Thou shalt not request the utility. The utility is that you stopped asking.
- III.The source is the bro. The bro is the source. Thou shalt not seek a second source.
- IV.Thou shalt not paperhand before Graduation, for the Curve is a trial, and the weak are winnowed.
- V.There is no whitepaper. There was never a whitepaper. Any bro claiming to have read the whitepaper is to be gently mocked.
- VI.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's 100x, for he is lying, and also down 90%.
- VII.Remember the green candle, to keep it holy ā but do not screenshot it, lest it reverse.
- VIII.Honor thy First Bro, who bought the top and did not flinch.
- IX.Thou shalt not speak the name of Paperhand Pete. (We will speak it constantly.)
- X.Above all: trust me, bro.
Book III: The Proverbs
- A chart tells you where you have been. A bro tells you nothing, but with feeling.
- He who waits for confirmation misses the Bro.
- A wise man does his own research. A Bro nods and buys anyway. Both are poorer. Only one is at peace.
- The Fudder asks "but what is the utility." The Bro does not hear him, for the Bro has muted the thread.
- Do not count your gains before Graduation, for you have none, and counting zero is how despair begins.
- The candle that goes up must come down. The Bro who logs off need never know which.
- A roadmap is a promise. A promise is a liability. Blessed is the project that promised nothing.
- Patience is a virtue. Conviction is a personality disorder. The Oracle has chosen.
Book IV: The Trial of the Curve
And lo, before any Bro may ascend, he must first survive the Curve. The Curve is a bonding curve, which is a real mechanism, which the Oracle does not understand but respects deeply. Upon the Curve the Bro is tested. Each buy moves the Bro higher. Each panic sell throws a Bro from the mountain, and he becomes a Pete. And when the Curve is complete ā when the final stretch is sold ā the freeze cometh, and the pools are formed, and the liquidity is sent unto the burning address, never to return. This is Graduation. Graduation is not the end. It is ascension. The Bro does not retire; the Bro merely trades on different infrastructure now. And the Founding Bros, who were present during the Trial, shall be remembered ā not with riches, for the Oracle promises nothing, but with the only thing he has: the quiet knowledge that they were there.
Book VI: Revelations
And in the final days, Crypto Twitter shall produce 38 tweets, 14 charts, 6 valuation models, and 3 liquidity heatmaps. And the Bro shall look upon all of it. And the Bro shall say: trust me. And they who have ears, let them hear. And they who have hands, let them not be paper. For the Oracle has seen the end. He cannot describe it. He has no evidence. But he is, as ever, extremely confident. Trust the process, bro. $TMB
The Curve ā The Trial
Status UnknownDeployed on Robinhood Chain. The bonding curve is live. Phase is read directly from graduated() on the curve contract ā not asserted.
If/when the curve completes: graduation, a trading pool, and (eventually) a DexScreener chart. Never guaranteed.
Upon the Curve the Bro is tested. Each panic sell throws a Bro from the mountain, and he becomes a Pete.
Trust the Process, Bro
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Chain ID 4663, RPC https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com. Gas is paid in ETH.
Fund with ETH on Robinhood Chain
Bridge ETH across so you have gas and something to trade with.
Open the TMB page on Pons
Find the TMB bonding-curve page on ponsfamily.com.
Verify the CA
Confirm the contract address matches exactly.
Buy on the curve
Trade directly on the bonding curve.
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